Crackhouse Productions presents What's Your Answer! Dec 16th
You asked for it! So we're doing it again! From the creators of Urban Golf, the $25,000 Pyramid Scheme, the Buzzed Bee and other notorious wastes of time and talent comes
December 16th 2007; doors 7pm, show 8pm
12 Galaxies - $5 (no one turned away for lack of funds or tact)
Crackhouse Productions presents the 3rd quasiannual Buzzed Bee!
Crackhouse Productions, our crack addict artist in residence program, proudly announces the triumphant return of San Francisco's premier adult spelling bee, THE BUZZED BEE.
Thursday, May 24th, 2007 New Improved Location! The BUZZED BEE will be held at the spectacular 12 Galaxies! Come on down to the best game in town! Participants will wrack their brains and un-tie their tongues in an open competition to "bee" crowned San Francisco's BEST SPELLER, and take home the grand prize!
Build a Crack House in Your Neighborhood!
Most nonprofits concentrate their efforts helping those who need and want help. We at Crack Houses for Humanity found our calling helping those who don't want help. We know that several drug addicts don't really care about bettering themselves and would rather just waste away in their own misery. This goal is almost impossible with the hoardes of NGOs trying to help them recover.
These unfortunate individuals need a place to hide away from the authorities and their parents. That's were Crack Houses for Humanity comes in! We build their crack houses so they can escape from the world and do whatever they damn well please!
International Crack Success
Crackaid was a resounding success! We built our first house in the nation of Crackistan and only lost the lives of one or two volunteers in the process! Our very own Nifer Thefton was interviewed by an international journalist who was there covering the event. Additionally some dedicated members of our crew put together a Crackaid Photo Blog documenting our valient efforts!
Operation Crackaid!
Crack Houses for Humanity goes international!
Crack Houses for Humanity is building crack houses in the multiple disaster-affected nation of Crackistan.
Read our Press Release
More opportunities at CHfH
Small Business Loans for Dealers
Do you and your friends use copious amounts of crack? Start paying for your habit by dealing yourself! Crack Houses for Humanity now offers small business loans for individuals who want to start dealing their own drugs. We also finance meth labs!
Become a Volunteer!
Do you need to complete some court-mandated community service? Volunteer with us! We offer one hit a day for free! You might even be elegible to live in on of our homes!
